Now without grievous spelling errors and foolish forgotten letters.

Yes. Zell is the man. I'm pretty sure he was hoping that Seifer would open it in class.

This actually came about as the result of an idea that I cast off around this time last year, in which Volgin purchases christmas gifts that are horribly inappropriate for other cast members of Metal Gear Solid 3. (For Snake, a penis enlarger. You know. To help him measure up in disguise better next time.)

No, I shouldn't be allowed to think.