cog_nomen: (black sabbath)
Title: D equals NxP2
Fandom: Avengers (movieverse)
Pairing: Tony Stark/Bruce Banner
Rated: Teen, for language.
Word Count: 6,835
Status: Complete
Notes: Sequel to How Many Scientists Does it Take to Screw in Stark Tower?
Summary:
If there's one thing that hot irons or wild horses or whatever couldn't drag out of him, it's that Tony Stark actually sort of enjoys golf. It's something that keeps him active and half occupied so he can multi-task while he does it. He's had some of his best ideas - admittedly a good portion of them golf related - on the golf course. There's not enough technology of course, and he could think of at least four hundred and fifty six ways the game could be better if it wasn't so old fashioned. Even if Tony won't admit it out loud, he believes it's good to unplug sometimes. Even for a couple hours. It was quiet, usually solitary, and normal enough behavior for someone as wealthy as he was, so no one really paid attention.

(READ HERE@AO3)
cog_nomen: (I am Tony Stark's Vanity)
Okay I have about a billion shortforms that I've done too, but I'm going to go ahead and hold those for a rainy day.  Two new fics, and an update, but first:

PODFIC OF SCIENTISTS. I cannot contain my high-pitched noises of appreciation. Seriously I want to crawl under my desk with my headphones on and just make pleased noises. 

Seriously if you enjoyed 'How many Scientists Does it Take to Screw in Stark Tower', go ahead over to Liannabob's entry and revisit with it. She reads it fantastically, and I know I got a little knee-wibbly in various parts throughout. I won't spoil it, but if you haven't read it, and you like Avengers, especially of the Bruce/Tony or Pepper/Bruce/Tony variety, go on and check it out. And let her know how awesome she is because seriously it's hard work making podfics! 

Onto what I have accomplished: 

Title:  I <3 New York
Fandom: erson of Interest
Pairing: en, Reese-centric
Rating T for swearing
Word Count: ,148
Status: omplete
Summary eese rides the subway with his eyes cast downward, toward the ground, rocking and swaying automatically with every tricky lurch and bump. He knows every one by now, like old friends. He knows the subway because it's the only friend he has, it's always moving, always rushing in the underground like the arterial blood of the city only it's somehow more vital than that.

(Here @ AO3)

Title:  This Weary Ritual
Fandom: nception
Pairing: avid Serkey/Constantine Fitzweiss
Rating T for swearing
Word Count: ,149
Status: omplete
Author's Note Set in the Four of Clubs universe, though it's a short aside
Summary:So Constantine thought that he couldn't hate this week any more. Thanksgiving had been a slog, it always was. He had eaten his Ma's food - which was good at least, far and away better than TV dinners - and he had listened to his Ma's prattle. She knew - she always did - that the women she asked about were years in the past now. She seemed utterly unable to accept that at thirty five years old it was possible that Constantine could look after his own romantic life without advice.

(Here @ AO3.)

And lastly an update to Sine Labore Nihil:

Title: Sine Labore Nihil, Chapter 8
Fandom: Person of Interest
Pairing Jack (Scarface/ Anthony Marconi) /Reese
Rating: C-17
Word Count: , 301 (chapter) / 14,136 (total)
Status: In Progress
Summary: The information flows more slowly and gets more indecipherable as it becomes harder to find save channels. Jack gets more and more frustrated with this game of penitentiary telephone, forced to take his own initiative more and more often. He wonders if it was ever any easier to get information to and from maximum security prison. Not for someone like Elias. They don't give his boss a television in his cell, even. Jack knows this because he ran an ad on the local public television channel for two weeks in code so simple a child could figure it out, his own decision, and not even a rebuke had come his way. He's flying solo, operating under a bond of trust only.


(HERE @ AO3)
cog_nomen: (interested)
Title: Too Legit to Commit
Fandom: Avengers
Pairing: Pepper Potts/Tony Stark/Bruce Banner (if you squint)
Rating: G
Word Count: 1,082
Status: Complete
Summary: For the Prompt: It was hard...unsettling...damn near impossible for Tony to let people inside the shell he had built around his heart. The Iron Man suit wasn’t just a technological marvel, it was a symbol for his entire being. But there could never be enough gold-titanium alloy to protect him from the thing he feared most - letting someone see into his soul. (Tony/Pepper is great, but Tony/Bruce would be a bonus!)

It's getting harder to take the suit off almost every time. )


Title: Electric Things Live Too
Fandom: Person of Interest
Pairing: None.
Rating: G
Word Count: 1,144
Status: Complete
Summary: He doesn't know what he thinks the machine is. But, he knows when he stands on the street and looks up at the encompassing but uncomprehending eye of the camera that because of what Finch has only barely hinted; that the machine, whatever ghost it holds, knows that he is there.

Lights flash expectantly at John and he has little idea what to make of it. )
cog_nomen: (Default)
Title: How Many Scientists Does it Take to Screw in the Stark Tower?
Fandom: Avengers
Pairing: Tony Stark/Bruce Banner
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 20,867
Status: Complete
Summary: Honestly, Bruce hadn't gone into this looking to form any lasting attachments - if he was honest with himself, he knew better.

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
Part 8
Part 9
Epilogue

Author's Notes )
cog_nomen: (Default)
Title: How Many Scientists Does it Take to Screw in the Stark Tower?
Fandom: Avengers
Pairing: Tony Stark/Bruce Banner
Rating: G, this part.
Word Count: 365
Status: EPILOGUE
Summary: Honestly, Bruce hadn't gone into this looking to form any lasting attachments - if he was honest with himself, he knew better.

Tony shoves Dummy's hand out of the way again. )
cog_nomen: (Default)
Title: How Many Scientists Does it Take to Screw in the Stark Tower?
Fandom: Avengers
Pairing: Tony Stark/Bruce Banner
Rating: M, this part.
Word Count: 1,906
Status: Chapter 9 of 9
Summary: Honestly, Bruce hadn't gone into this looking to form any lasting attachments - if he was honest with himself, he knew better.

Bruce recovers fast. )
cog_nomen: (epic bromance with benefits)
Title: How Many Scientists Does it Take to Screw in the Stark Tower?
Fandom: Avengers
Pairing: Tony Stark/Bruce Banner
Rating: G, this part.
Word Count: 3,131
Status: Chapter 8 of 9
Summary: Honestly, Bruce hadn't gone into this looking to form any lasting attachments - if he was honest with himself, he knew better.

Pepper jerks upright in a sudden flash that rouses Bruce's attention. )
cog_nomen: (it's still there)
Title: How Many Scientists Does it Take to Screw in the Stark Tower?
Fandom: Avengers
Pairing: Tony Stark/Bruce Banner
Rating: G, this part.
Word Count: 2,974
Status: Chapter 7 of 9
Summary: Honestly, Bruce hadn't gone into this looking to form any lasting attachments - if he was honest with himself, he knew better.

In the aftermath, Tony is dangerously silent and he drives home quickly )
cog_nomen: (black sabbath)
Title: How Many Scientists Does it Take to Screw in the Stark Tower?
Fandom: Avengers
Pairing: Tony Stark/Bruce Banner
Rating: G, this part.
Word Count: 1,461
Status: Chapter 6 of ?
Summary: Honestly, Bruce hadn't gone into this looking to form any lasting attachments - if he was honest with himself, he knew better.
Author's Note: This chapter is shorter, but otherwise between this and the next it was just going to be huge, so I split it here. Also I am writing a separate but related fic for the Golf parts, so that's why I'm slowing down.

They meet Pepper's helicopter on the roof. )
cog_nomen: (the shiny)
Title: How Many Scientists Does it Take to Screw in the Stark Tower?
Fandom: Avengers
Pairing: Tony Stark/Bruce Banner
Rating: M, this part is pretty much all smut.
Word Count: 2,666
Status: Chapter 5 of ?
Summary: Honestly, Bruce hadn't gone into this looking to form any lasting attachments - if he was honest with himself, he knew better.

Bruce's arms and shoulders quickly settle into soreness, but he feels good anyway. )
cog_nomen: (Default)
Title: How Many Scientists Does it Take to Screw in the Stark Tower?
Fandom: Avengers
Pairing: Tony Stark/Bruce Banner
Rating: PG, this part
Word Count: 1,963
Status: Chapter 4 of ?
Summary: Honestly, Bruce hadn't gone into this looking to form any lasting attachments - if he was honest with himself, he knew better.

Tony Stark seems intent on giving Bruce one 'normal' week, which possibly means more to Bruce than he could ever express. )
cog_nomen: (how many scientists does it take to scre)
Title: How Many Scientists Does it Take to Screw in the Stark Tower?
Fandom: Avengers
Pairing: Tony Stark/Bruce Banner
Rating: PG, this part
Word Count: 1,925
Status: Chapter 3 of ?
Summary: Honestly, Bruce hadn't gone into this looking to form any lasting attachments - if he was honest with himself, he knew better.

Read more... )
cog_nomen: (black sabbath)
Title: How Many Scientists Does it Take to Screw in the Stark Tower?
Fandom: Avengers
Pairing: Tony Stark/Bruce Banner
Rating: M, this part
Word Count: 1,652
Status: Chapter 2 of ?
Summary: Honestly, Bruce hadn't gone into this looking to form any lasting attachments - if he was honest with himself, he knew better.


A week ago, Bruce wouldn't have guessed that there was any possible chain of events that could possibly lead him here. )
cog_nomen: (epic bromance with benefits)
Title: How Many Scientists Does it Take to Screw in the Stark Tower?
Fandom: Avengers
Pairing: Tony Stark/Bruce Banner
Rating: G, this part
Word Count: 2,753
Status: Chapter 1 of ?
Summary: Honestly, Bruce hadn't gone into this looking to form any lasting attachments - if he was honest with himself, he knew better.

It's the surprising parts that are getting to Bruce the most. )

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